Seeing as flea circuses are so popular, I thought I'd make a roach circus. Why have ticket sales been so drab?

Seeing as flea circuses are so popular, I thought I'd make a roach circus. Why have ticket sales been so drab?





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With a big enough bag of pot and a roach clip, you could probably just turn that roach circus into a concessions stand and sell 'em as crunchy, chocolate-coated snacks.





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Because you need to have your roaches taiming ant lions

Sorry
that's the best i had





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Very odd. You'd think it would attract more people with that funny herbal scent... Maybe you should advertize that they are leaping through flaming hoops of hemp rope!





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you need to build a raft and sail to Hawaii...they love roaches over there. They are basically household pets =) Cute little buggers...