What's a good birthday gift for a circus clown groupie ?

She likes poutine, maple syrup, Lakeport beer, scratch tickets, scratching posts, and spider monkeys.

Her skin smells like taco meat. And her name is Precious. I really, really like this girl so it's got to be solid gold, ya know?





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How about a set of gold bling for her teeth...Precious will look so pretty and you won't lose her in a snow storm!....xxx





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Is it Uncle Snotty's Birthday?!?!

Woo hoo!!

I got boxed wine, half a pack of Kools, a box of plastic spoons, a AAA Magazine, and a pair of my autographed underpants just for you!





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a really tiny car for her to drive her friends around in.

mmm, taco meat. my kinda girl.

we don't have poutine down here, but I'll try it, as long as I can pretend I'm little Miss Moffat.

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I'm thinking a big jacuzzi full of melted butter to go with the crabs you gave her. Who doesn't like thrashing around in butter eating your crabs.





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I see a fury friend.

I'm thinking a trip to the pound with a red ribbon bow tied around her neck.
some pheromones and a chew toy for those embarrassing congenial moments..,..