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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Discount Circus Tickets Available!!!!!! ....?

... Do you want the one in the Lion's cage or the ones next to the Elephant's pile?





Answer :
I knew a guy once who applied for a job with the circus. He told the Ringmaster his dad used to stick his head in the lion's mouth quite often. Asked by the Ringmaster if he ever stuck his head in the lion's mouth, he said "Just once.....I was looking for my dad".

Once indeed is enough ..... He forgot to mention the Lion was asleep at the time.... Big Chicken!!!





Answer :
Lion's cage. I once wrastled me an lion for three hours. Then he got tar-red and let me pin 'em. Boy, that sure was fun. Mmmm-Hmmmm. That thar lion had a pretty mouth!

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